dolphins rule

It’s beyond amusing to me, that people are interpreting the recent appearance of hind fins on a dolphin as a freak vestigal mutation, caused by the pollution of the oceans.

No one gives dolphins enough credit. My theory? They’re evolving, right underneath our noses. Getting ready to pop out of these filthy oceans and open up a mighty can of whipass on all of humankind. Samuel L. Jackson style.

“So long, and thanks for all the fish, bitches!”

One Response to “dolphins rule”

  1. audrey Says:

    that is exactly what i thought. we definatly undre estimate dolphins and other animals who are lower in the food chain than us. for all we know inch worms might have ways to travle to stars out of this galaxy!

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