It’s beyond amusing to me, that people are interpreting the recent appearance of hind fins on a dolphin as a freak vestigal mutation, caused by the pollution of the oceans.
No one gives dolphins enough credit. My theory? They’re evolving, right underneath our noses. Getting ready to pop out of these filthy oceans and open up a mighty can of whipass on all of humankind. Samuel L. Jackson style.
“So long, and thanks for all the fish, bitches!”